Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Viva la Facial Hair

Dear People Who Love Us,

On May 23, 2009, a rare and special event will take place… TheWorld Beard and Moustache Competition! Popular categories include Wild West Moustache, Chinese Goatee, Musketeer Partial Beard and Sideburns Freestyle. As you may know, this is only the second time in history this competition will be held in North America and the exceptionally talented Canadian Facial Hair Cheer Trio needs your support.

Each country will be represented by their bewhiskered best, with Canada’s most pristine and technically superior beards and moustaches taking on the world. After years of prolific primping and meticulous grooming, they are prepared to give their all and attempt to bring honor to the true north, strong and free.

At the international level, knowing your country believes in your talents can make the difference between winning and losing. Seeing the flag of your homeland and hearing the enthusiastic chants from your compatriots makes the long, hard road of competitive facial hair truly worthwhile. These men (but hopefully not women?!) need our ongoing encouragement. Nobody is more capable of providing this encouragement than the Canadian Facial Hair Cheer Trio.

You can make a difference and vicariously encourage your furry faced countrymen. The Canadian Facial Hair Cheer Trio needs financial assistance for the grueling journey to the wilds of Anchorage, Alaska. The trip includes perilous terrain, long stretches of highway, and many forays into the world of truck stop toilets. Any support you can provide would be greatly appreciated.
* In exchange for your contribution of $20.00 or more, you will receive:
● 5’ X 7’ signage on the official Canadian Facial Hair Cheer Trio Van, visible to millions of North Americans along the journey
● exclusive access to the Canadian Facial Hair Cheer Trio blog, updated with videos, anecdote and videos of this ridiculous and important international event
● an autographed photo of the cheer trio will be yours to proudly display for years to come

Yours truly,

Emily Bach, Julie Downey and Heather Zelensky
Canadian Facial Hair Cheer Trio

*We sincerely apologize that no charitable tax receipt is available at this time

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